I've got a fever...
I guess I should be happy that it took over six months to happen, but I am now sitting .1 miles behind the bunny butt. Ugh. I've currently got knee and foot issues, so I think it's just a matter of time before he's off in the far distance. Poop.
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.