No hot chocolate ever??

I used to drink hot chocolate when it was cold outside...but that doesn't really happen since I moved to CA.

I don't really like the taste of coffee. I'm sure there's some ridiculous concoction of sugar + milk + ice cream + more sugar that would make it palatable but then what's the point? I run past a Starbucks drive thru in the morning and always think it's not so different than a methadone clinic

 

Maybe I'd need to eat more cereal. Summer has barely come and already I have a hard time keeping weight on. I'd need to do Sumo training, not long distance runner training, but then I'd probably suck at being a Sumo wrestler 

How about just drinking more beer?

 

I'm with ya! I actually don't drink any warm drinks. Food is meant to be hot and drinks are meant to be cold. Simple

This!  Which is why (when I drink coffee) it has to be iced.  And with caramel because coffee tastes like shit.

Dave is going to kill me now.

 

This!  Which is why (when I drink coffee) it has to be iced.  And with caramel because coffee tastes like shit.

 

Dave is going to kill me now.

Plenty of people don't like coffee. If I am going to kill you for anything, it would sooner be for your dislike of chocolate. That's just freaky.

 

Maybe because it also tastes like shit? 

This makes me think you are some kind of alien being. You know who else doesn't like chocolate? Thanos.

 

Have you ever tried chocolate covered espresso beans?

Oh man those are the shiz. I have a bag in my desk at work right now. I usually save them for later in the day, but now that you mention it, I'm grabbing a handful.

 

Have you ever tried chocolate covered espresso beans?

Never had them.

 

How about just drinking more beer?

I always joke that one of my major life goals is to drink more. I'm only half joking though. I really would love to drink more. I just don't have the time or energy for it lol