The voice of mile 18
Tri Rule #1 of Triathlon Training/Racing - If Momma ain't happy nobody is happy
Needs more cowbell!
• Keep doing stuff.
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
This is fun
Most folks don't go through that much trouble. The just pour the water in, with or without sugar, and drink. But the trouble is part of the appeal; it is a leisurely way to drink. Can't do that while chasing kiddos...
Prince of Fatness
I think Jagermeister is yummy when most people dislike it.
I've had that. Once.
All of those licorice flavored liquors are not for me. I'll stick to beer.
I've got a fever...
I'm the kid who would sit with my dad and share an entire bag of black jelly beans. Then the next day we'd joke about our blue/green poops.
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.