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You might be a Michigander....... If you define Summer as three months of bad sledding... If snow tires come standard on all your cars... If you have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week... If you learned to pilot a boat before the training wheels were off your bike... If you point at the palm of your right hand when telling people where you grew up... If octopus and hockey go together as naturally as hot dogs and baseball... If traveling coast to coast means going from Port Huron to Muskegon... If the "Big Three" can mean either Ford, Chrysler and GM or Domino's, Little Caesar's and Hungry Howie's... If a Big Mac is something you can drive across... If your kid's baseball or softball games have been ever been snowed out.. If you bake with "soda" and drink "pop"... If you know what a pastie is... If you drive 80 mph on the highway and pass on the right... If You classify your friends & relatives as "yoopers," "trolls," "Canadians," or "not from 'round here," (also classified as "Green Bay Fans," "Detroit Fans," "Toronto Fans," and "not from 'round here")... If Fudge and Bicycles remind you of your honeymoon... If You can name all 5 of the Great Lakes, and point to their locations around your left and right hands... If You used to think Deer Season was included as an official school holiday... If You know that Pontiac and Cadillac are cities... If You've been to Hell and to Paradise & back again... If You had Tornado Drills in elementary school... If You know all the words to Gordon Lightfoot's classic ballad, "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"... If You can actually pronounce Ypsilanti... If your idea of reaching Climax is driving just past Kalamazoo... If the snow on your roof in August weighs more than you do... If nothing weighs more than you do... If you consider a rusty pickup a "turn-on"... If you've ever gone "trolling for taillights"... If a Friday night out is taking your girlfriend shining for deer... If you go "Up North" for every possible holiday... If you know that Ontonogan isn't a geometry term... If you look forward to your retirement "Up North" rather than Florida or Arizona... If you know where the Cherry Capital of the World is... If you get wet going too far left or right... If you know WHY Paradise is colder than Hell... If you know the dollar value of a grocery bag filled with empty pop cans... If "thumb" is a geographical rather than an anatomical term... If your fishing shanty is better than your house... If you have a bumper sticker that says "If they call it tourist season, what's the bag limit?"... If your wife's Lady Remington is a 30.30