Nashville Slobs

Do you wear shoes? Have all your teeth? Ever enjoyed a beverage out of a huge clay jug with XXX on the front? Is boiled okra more like shoe leather or unchecked snot? Who's more attractive: Trent or Tanya? If your answers were: yes, yes, no, shoe leather, Trent, then don't let the screen door hit you where the good lord split you on your way out.