My black eye this morning says something happened.

Holy crap that must have been quite a night to get you lurkers out. (I can't see what i'm assuming is a picture)

Shan, you missed nothing. It was totally lame and the fun didn't even compare to the fun we had over the weekend. This was mostly because a particular arrogant bastard with boring stories about how he sends all the girls running for the hills, or something, was in attendance. Usually House and Thunder are fun guys. Can't speak for Dallas. I'm sure he's fun too.

You know the Ho down is going to be awesome!

Did you just call Candice a Ho?

No, but he did last night.

No, but he did last night.

And yet he is apparently still alive. You must have been tired or something.

No, but he did last night.

Ahhh you know I was just playin'! Swamp mom would never say something like that and mean it!

Shan, you missed nothing. It was totally lame and the fun didn't even compare to the fun we had over the weekend. This was mostly because a particular arrogant bastard with boring stories about how he sends all the girls running for the hills, or something, was in attendance. Usually House and Thunder are fun guys. Can't speak for Dallas. I'm sure he's fun too.

Nice. It feels good to be recognized for my talents. I think I will go have a plaque made for myself. And Candice, you were a blast too. Thanks for coming to such a lame dinner and texting your BFF who was sitting right next to you the whole time. I am surprised you heard any of the stories since your face was plastered in your phone the whole time. No wonder you didn't eat your salad. Well, at least I think that is why you didn't eat. I bet you are real hoot at parties. I mean as long as there is the availability to do keg stands and throw up.