No. You're just lucky I didn't save that before I told you about it. (to self: why didn't you save that before you told her about it?!? You're such a dumbass!)

Yeah, you're next in line to get beat with a 2x4.

Isn't loose boobs what made the first one almost X-rated?

No.

Modified to eliminate specifics

Thank you!

Yeah, I've decided I'll quit picking on you for now.

For some reason I thought we were talking about the NYE party dress picture where she looked like a total hottie and I was extremely jealous. Speaking of which Shan, did you ever find that dress in my size?

haha I can certainly take it in so it'll be your size... I have mad sewing skills!! And I did look hot in that picture... but no he's talking about one of the pictures of my tattoo which caught an unfortunate angle.

Well damn. When I realized we weren't talking about the NYE party dress picture I then thought we were talking about the headlights picture from when you had a bloody nose.

Candice I'm starting to think you have a thing for my boobs - not that I mind or anything...

Candice I'm starting to think you have a thing for my boobs - not that I mind or anything...

Well they're fascinating to those of us who don't have any.