A Saucy Wench
Yeah, I limited my wife to one glass of wine and it was $10.
I typically don't drink when I eat out.
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
The Greatest of All Time
Funny, I do almost all of my drinking out. I rarely drink at home.
Me and my wallet are happy we're not married to you.
Oh Mighty Wing
which makes me a cheap date.
One day at a time