Notes
No, Mister Hair Plugs and Fake Tan Man at The Gym, I don't want to pace your homo friend in the Tom King Half just because we're both "girls" and both "on the same team." And, yes, I've watched The L Word before, but the fact that you've asked me that THREE TIMES is creepy and gross. And stop manscaping your eyebrows into dramatic little thin lines.
Freak.