Notes
What a race we witnessed in this run. Sit down and get ready for a fantastic recap. From the gun McVittie was looking to take home the "Friday dec 9 easy run cup". A pristine honor in and of itself made finer by the fact that we happened to be running near females. Ryan, another esteemed competitor took it upon himself to challenge the indefatigable Evan McVittie. Upon turning onto falcon drive a test of will ensued with a determined Evan McVittie facing off against the famous competitor Ryan Kennedy. Upon determining that they had made a notable impression on a certain nearby member of the girls cross country team, they decided to run a more tactical race. From here Ryan went to the middle of the pack with a tactical plan on his mind while McVittie continued to engage in a "battle of the half steepers" with the swift adversary Matt Jett. While this ensued, the middle of the pack runners slowly planned their finishing moves. Upon reaching McGrath lane the two front runners were overtaken by a group of runners deemed "Juniors" by the board of education. They continued and went on to put 6 runners in the top 7. A truly magnificent demonstration of sport and competition we saw today; this race will be talked about years from now. It will travel from generation to generation and one day a religion may be made from this glorious show of fitness. Reporting for mileshit Ill- uh- noise, it's your host Johny McSlapyourballs.