Notes
Captain's log Day 2: I have calculated that I have 4 days left before I succumb to the harsh conditions. The weather is still fierce and I am beginning to lose my sanity. I thought I saw a dolphin in a wheelchair with a top hat, a pipe, and a glass of Cabernet. He also tried to sell me a timeshare in Telluride, CO, but I knew not to accept business pitches from refined, aquatic mammals in wheelchairs. I'm not sure if these illusions are due to the lack of water and other people to run with, but nevertheless, it's disturbing. I'm not quite sure if I'll last the calculated 4 days, but one can hope.