| Equipment | Price | Distance | Efficiency ▲ | Status | Actions |
| ventura custom (greenie) | $50.00 | 790 mi | $0.06 / mi | Retired |  |
| Vibram FiveFingers KSO (blues scare) | $35.00 | 508 mi | $0.07 / mi | Retired | |
| Motobecane (old yella) | $75.00 | 985 mi | $0.08 / mi | Retired | |
| New Balance 509 (98.6) | $40.00 | 455 mi | $0.09 / mi | Retired | |
| New Balance New Balance 473 (black pink) | $29.00 | 326 mi | $0.09 / mi | Retired | |
| Trek Mountain Bike (2) | $160.00 | 1763 mi | $0.09 / mi | Retired | |
| Columbia tigora (trailer) | $37.00 | 390 mi | $0.09 / mi | Retired | |
| Nike Air Structure (1) | $45.00 | 477 mi | $0.09 / mi | Retired | |
| adidas Supernova Cushion 7 (orange) | $39.00 | 390 mi | $0.10 / mi | Retired | |
| Nike Air n' Sight III (spink) | $45.00 | 453 mi | $0.10 / mi | Retired | |
| 830 (the beast) | $170.00 | 1643 mi | $0.10 / mi | Retired | |
| No name (11) | $300.00 | 2912 mi | $0.10 / mi | Active | |
| .5 dawes no trainer (7) | $250.00 | 1800 mi | $0.14 / mi | Active | |
| Vibram FiveFingers Flow (red sick) | $94.00 | 661 mi | $0.14 / mi | Active | |
| wii + mini trampoline (15) | $140.00 | 957 mi | $0.15 / mi | Active | |
| moccasin (one) | $20.00 | 114 mi | $0.18 / mi | Active | |
| Rally (big red) | $55.00 | 313 mi | $0.18 / mi | Retired | |
| viscount ss (15) | $225.00 | 1232 mi | $0.18 / mi | Retired | |
| azuki (pimpwee) | $20.00 | 102 mi | $0.20 / mi | Retired | |
| surly karate monkey (3) | $775.00 | 3760 mi | $0.21 / mi | Active | |
| Schwinn World Sport (blueray) | $40.00 | 179 mi | $0.22 / mi | Retired | |
| Merrell Chameleon (gecko) | $60.00 | 250 mi | $0.24 / mi | Active | |
| villager (blues wagon) | $27.00 | 106 mi | $0.25 / mi | Active | |
| Fisher mullet (1 scooter) | $870.00 | 3102 mi | $0.28 / mi | Active | |
| Specialized Allez (4) | $460.00 | 1577 mi | $0.29 / mi | Active | |
| Panasonic (sport-1000) | $50.00 | 130 mi | $0.38 / mi | Retired | |
| azuki (orange peeler) | $130.00 | 319 mi | $0.41 / mi | Active | |
| Trek cruiseliner tandem (5) | $600.00 | 1397 mi | $0.43 / mi | Active | |
| .5 dawes + trainer (6) | $500.00 | 948 mi | $0.53 / mi | Retired | |
| Modulus (w\trainer) | $135.00 | 200 mi | $0.67 / mi | Retired | |