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One of our much beloved forum members over at Runner's World once shoved the Sports section down his pants from a random garbage can during a run.
Running is dumb.
Ostrich runner
Icy Hot. Works great!
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Earlier this year, I was planning on a 100 mile bike ride in the morning. It was about 36 degrees when I left in the morning (see my January 21, 2012 log). About 2 hours into the ride, I was cold, but my pain was in my toes. (yes, changing subjects a little bit). I remembered that I had peanut butter and jam sandwiches in my back pocket... in zip lock bags! Jackpot! Zip lock bags!
I stopped (wiped the tears from my eyes), and ate 2 sandwiches, and put the zip lock bags over my toes before I continued on my ride. I was only about 20miles from home, and the last 1 1/4 hours were much more comfortable than the previous 2 1/2 hours.
Don't know whether zip lock bags would work for this dialogue (in fact, I doubt it would), but that's my only other contribution to this thread besides the ThermaJock....
Cheers,
Life Goals:
#1: Do what I can do
#2: Enjoy life
No advice, just wanted to laugh my ass off at the title.
There. Much better. Carry on.
Puker
Don't know whether zip lock bags would work for this dialogue
KRAMER: Hey. (to Elaine) Hey how was your date with Phil Titola? ELAINE: (to Kramer) He took it out. KRAMER: Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's in-human.
Feel sick and dirty, more dead than alive.
No advice, just wanted to laugh my ass off at the title. There. Much better. Carry on.
I am glad to bring some laughter to you. When I was writing the post, I was laughing too, but it is not a joke, it is my real experience.
5k - 20:56 (09/12), 7k - 28:40 (11/12), 10k trial - 43:08 (03/13), 42:05 (05/13), FM - 3:09:28 (05/13), HM - 1:28:20 (05/14), Failed 10K trial - 6:10/mi for 4mi (08/14), FM - 3:03 (09/14)
that's just mean!
I still have a grudge against the rest of the world after my post-ultra hand sanitizer butt cleaning incident.
Feeling the growl again
"If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does. There's your pep talk for today. Go Run." -- Slo_Hand
I am spaniel - Crusher of Treadmills
Yesterday morning I ran with my running tights for 8 miles. My dick really hurt a lot after finish. It was cold like ice and I had to hold it for 3 minutes to warm it up.
You are holding your frozen dick for way too long. Unless you want to injure yourself, build up slowly and dont inrease the tme cradling a frozen penis by more than 10 percent each week.
I have had this same problem!I usually ask my wife for advice. She always knows what to do.
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Nashville, TN
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Probably not as mean as this. A buddy of ours didn't wash his hands well enough after using it on his legs and then used the loo...and was in severe pain for hours, as the story goes.
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Maggie & Molly
I resisted looking at this thread all day
"It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop."Wisdom of Confucius
HF 4363