I drive an Escalade.

Hydraulics and Johnny Cash booming from the speakers. Spinners like a kaleidescope. I can see it.

I drive an Escalade.

You need to gain some weight then.

New York City's new taxi

Sweet. We call them toasters on wheels in my house. But maybe I like spaceship better. I'm not sure.

Yeah, that's why you haven't seen me in it. No one can see me in it. If you see a driver-less Escalade cruising with the Johnny blaring, well, that was me. I was in there. Somewhere.

You should eat some pumpkin muffins.

Yeah, that's why you haven't seen me in it. No one can see me in it. If you see a driver-less Escalade cruising with the Johnny blaring, well, that was me. I was in there. Somewhere.

Then you'll need a white wig, so you fit in with the rest of the can't-see-over-the-dashboard crowd (aka "Q-tips").

why is the striders run at 7:30?

Agreed. Oh yea, I saw you at 5:47 pm last night turning right off of Old Hickory Blvd. onto HWY 100. I waved and stuff but you apparently didn't recognize me in my spaceship. I would have honked my horn but A) it's a ridiculously embarrassing sounding horn B) I was on a long distance phone call at the time

I was on a long distance phone call at the time

speaking of long distance phone calls - way to get back to me last night... i figured you would be impressed I was still up!