Team HTFU NCTR Driver
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Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Amy
Oh Mighty Wing
You guys are hilarious. I can't stop laughing.
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Run to Win25 Marathons, 17 Ultras, 16 States (Full List)
I'm gonna have to remember that trick for when we have a baby...
[...] video game designer [...]
Tell him you know a guy that used to do that sort of stuff, and it's the crappiest job he ever had. Even worse than his first job working at a gas station. Granted, I wasn't a "designer" but those guys weren't any happier than I was.
"Ahhh, this is the life!" And what is "the life," you ask? Apparently it's sittin' on the toilet, reading a Bike Nashbar catalog, while drinking a beer. She's all mine, folks. Aaallll mine. did
Michelle
OMG. My husband (aka the prude) would die if he saw me 1) sitting on the toilet 2) reading a catalog on the toilet 3) drinking a beer ON THE TOILET! Video taping his reaction to seeing me doing any and especially ALL of the above would be priceless!!
I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
He'd die if he saw you sitting on the toilet? How is it even possible to avoid this scenario? You've been married long enough to have, what 17 kids, right? And he's never seen you sitting on the toilet? BTW, it's more fun to read the above using a Sean Connery accent, because then "sitting" comes out sounding like "shitting".