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8/18/2015

8 mi

1:14:26.40

9:19 mi

Weather

127 F
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Shaws Field

Notes

Nice little run around Shaws field while Connor practiced from 5-6:30. Felt good to just run easy and try to get this in despite the heat. After my 2nd or 3rd lap a local goalie, some guy, decided he would run with me for a lap. It was a weird conversation that revolved around "the team" and "I think we're going be good this year" type stuff. It was weird because I don't even think he was a coach and I'm not even sure he had a kid on the team. It seemed less creepy at the time but now that I think about it....

At the start of my 5th mile I get passed hard by some 8th/9th grade kid who flies by me. It caught me off guard a little. 4.5 in I notice the kid is fading so I try to catch him with all of my fatness. I get into a little groove and make it my mission to catch him. I hit a blistering 7:51 or something (tits jiggling, chins flapping in the breeze) and eventually catch the kid. But the little motherfucker picks it up. So I pick it up. We circle around and head toward where the "goalie" is "practicing". I go behind the bleachers to pass that little fucker and HE STOPS RUNNING. He stops. fucking. running. Really? After a fucking mile? What a pussy. He totally bagged out when I made him push the pace and he got tired. I'm old and fat with jiggly tits and he bagged out. What's a matter kid? Didn't want to get passed by a fat old guy? Such a pussy.

Comments

Egad

LMAO. Take it easy Sam Kinnison. This is some funny shit. Good job running in 127 degrees.

Egad

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0uqjznmTp80

Fro

Dude - ever heard of anger management? Surprised the whole team didn't stop practicing, line the field and cheer you on. Sounds like you could have used the extra push. Maybe the kid thought you were the creepy ol' fat guy trying to catch him... or even better, maybe he felt bad for the old fat guy and figured he should stop before he really embarrasses you - or even worse, your fatness finally catches up with you and causes a real scene.

beaulieume

I think this is one of your better runs. Nice job.

Scorps

Beulah - don't be a dick.

beaulieume

I'm not