Notes
Dear Dog Owners,
I know you think your dog is harmless but when you live on a busy road with lots of people walking by you should consider leashing your pet before brining him outside before going for a walk. Allowing your dog to sprint after me instead of having that fucking thing on a leash, where you can restrain him/her/it, is only going to cause issues. The next time this happens and I mace your poor little fucking menace to all hobby joggers you won't be happy. Saying "Ooops. Naughty boy" in a cutesy voice only makes me want to mace you in the face instead.
Hugs and kisses
Scorps