Stopped at Victoria secret because I had a coupon. While paying I mentioned "that I was starved but it's so late shouldn't really eat." Tiny size 2 girl says, "We were just saying to eat celery. You should go home and eat celery." Not thrilled I replied, "I should go home and eat a big bowl of celery?" She says, "No just celery". Not the brightest bunch but boy do they know boobs.

But be original...don't go and throw yours up.

As in vomit the celery or throw the boobs up? I'm blond you have to be specific. Is this one of those no bras allowed cults?

Wow looking like another great marriage for me.

Actually, it was the ab work that did him in, also not impressive.

But hairy armpits and legs are not. If I shave, you must also.