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rectumdamnnearkilledem
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Imminent Catastrophe
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
Professional Noob
Roads were made for journeys...
My legs are killing me
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" - Steven Wright
Your avatar is great (maybe it would look good as a small tattoo at the bottom of your right calf). That'd teach you leg to cramp on you!
DWARP Marathon Madness Mob
Well, the lesson is obvious: Bacon. Next time, bring bacon. Some races provide bacon at the aid stations.
A Saucy Wench
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
You know, I'll bet bacon would sit well with me, too. I may seriously think about having some bacon in a baggie next time!
I ate pretzel sticks in Phoenix and they were heaven. Pretzels pack well too.
Hey, nice marmot!
Ben
"The world is my country, science is my religion."-- Christiaan Huygens